Sex don't cost a thang now that you can buy trojans with meal points.
Hahaha, sighhhh...I texted him to no response. It's a shame, really...I would gladly exchange my body for pizza rills.
This morning when you woke up you looked like one of the Wii Bowling people. I think it was the eyebrows combined with the sambuca
I can't believe I wasted a google wave invite on her.
I mean I had a leg brace. It would have been irresponsible for me to be on top.
You're going to the beach with me so we can have beach sex whether you like it or not. Get over it. Kthx.
Times like this, when you talk openly about Tinkerbell being your spirit animal, are times when I'm allowed to question your sexuality.
Carry on my wayward bro, there'll be beer when you get low. lay your neon tank to rest, dont you rage no more.
Also, any YOLOwl-related sex photos will result in you winning ten orgasms, courtesy of myself, as well as sweets and bacon-based dinner. All entrants welcome
Why is there a water bottle full of red wine on my desk this morning?
See you tonight.
GOOGLE HAS JUST RELEASED AN UPDATE THAT ALLOWS YOU TO CATCH POKEMON USING MAPS. Pack your shit, our time has COME.
Dude, putting on underwear straight out of the dryer is the greatest thing ever. It feels like I wrapped my vagina in a warm blanket.
Sorry I yelled at you and called you Amish and puked on your eggs
Nice. Ask if they watched saved by the bell. yes=legal. No=jailbait
For some reason drunk me always leaves sober me a banana in the morning.
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