Spotted: jayne dropping her cigarettes in a puddle...then picking them back up and putting them in her pocket. If i ever get that desperate, stop talking to me
It's just like soggy cereal, but cancerous
her teeth should be alot whiter from all of those blowjobs she gives
I'm home and safer than post-menopausal sex; you're welcome for the image. And yes, I did just use a semi-colon hammered.
At least he's not married... I hate Halloween hookups
i'm drinking margaritas from a pouch...really dont think i'm in the position to judge anyone...
He just showed me a video of his erect penis moving to the beet of the music when he was high, I think I'm in love.
We're pretty much just dating until one of our ex's wants us back
I'm sitting in front of a fan naked drinking Gatorade. Motherfucking hangover probs
I woke up to Elf. I don't know which one of you put that in my DVD player when I passed out but I appreciate you.
Allow me to explain. Triple D is a surprise. It's like if you're expecting to fight one person, then you get ambushed by more. Except it's a good ambush, because it's boobs, not death.
Yeah well, last time I said I wasn't having a big night I was being strangled in somebody's spare bed
I can show you the world. Shining, splimbering vaginaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
honestly if there were pictures of last night i would be embarrassed.... im embarrassed without pictures
you were so high you just watched the elf.... its spring
I deleted your number after I found out you gave my brother head for drugs.
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