He cant even get with danielle. Thats like striking out in t-ball
just found more coke in my pocket. i love not washing my jeans after every individual use.
im stripping for him via video chat, but the sound is turned off cause his students are taking a test
how do i tell her that i need alcohol to fuck her but at the same time i cant get a hard on with alcohol.
The fact that you think you peed off a roof shows you shouldn't have been on a roof.
My goal of the day is to not shit myself. That's it. Setting the bar real low
puking in a sink with a garbage disposal Fucking. Rules. It's like you're punishing your puke when you're done.
1. Are there men involved 2. Is there food involved 3. Do I have to put pants on 4. Do I have to leave this bed
They're making him take his shirt off cause they think he's the bouncer. We're in his backyard.
I immediately retract my statement involving hylecopters being allowed to blow up sharks out of the water.... The idea if it is super incredible but ultimately it would be cruel and unessesary
I'd just like to formally thank you for the size of your dick. The gods must really love you.
When you're trying to sneak from the bathroom to your room with dildo, but it glows in the dark and suddenly your entire life is illuminated in the shape of dick
sarahs drunk and is drawing dinosaurs all over the apartment. should i stop her?
whats she drawing them with?
eyeliner
no that's ok
You kept shouting about how you were the king of all bitches...and doors, for some reason.
I never thought I'd be complaining about having sex 4 times a day, but here we are...
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