how's this sound. You, me a box of pink franzia and a night full of possibilities in your basemen. I'll be me. You be you. And we'll see where it goes
while fucking on the counter the whip cream was conveniently right next to us. i love thanksgiving
We had sex on my friends waterbed ..after that the whole school kept asking him if he had fun getting "sea-sick" last night.
I need to shower. I still have paint on me from the homeless guys
I just found pizaa roll in my hair. Already been to class today
I woke up naked in my bathtub at 5:30 this morning. There's legit a spray tan body print of me in the fetal position in my tub.
I cannot be this high in this house. This house has so many of my secrets in its walls.
She was just a sweet cute intern for us until I saw her naked in my bed the day after the Christmas party
I kinda feel like I was hit by a Prius. Just glad it's not bus status.
I figured working in my office on the 34th floor I'd be safe railing xanax off my desk. Of course, I snort it just in time for the window washer guy to give me a thumbs up.
i feel like when you brought up the possibility of you getting pregnant the sexting is over
I think I used my hospital ID to cut the coke last night. I need to swab it for residue at work today.
He still texted me and invited me over a day later so I guess I'm the lovable kind of psycho
i got a dick pic last night and the mother fucker had a Jesus picture in the background.
I just baptized you in budweriser and you were cool with it
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