your butthole totally puckers for the ginge
I'm playing a drinking game with nyc prep. This will not end well for meeee
Everytime the gay dude pretends he's not gay, drink a cosmo. Everytime the crosseyed girl is crosseyed, kill her
yah I made NO friends last night. at one point i think i replaced talking with spitting
The size of her hoop earrings are directly related to how much of a slut she is.
We decided that the paper cups disintegrating was god's way of telling us we had had enough
Just coerced a Santa to buy me a handle. Tis the season.
She wore that goddamn strap-on all night. When she was playing guitar hero it kept getting in the way but she just wouldn't take it off.
Congrats on having the best tasting nipple at the bar last night.
You had two tasks: \n1) put on a condom \n2) text me so I don't walk in on you \nIt really isn't that hard
2012 needs to end already. I've exceeded my quota for People Who Have Accidentally Seen My Tits.
come home. i made deep-fried hotdogs; don't let me die alone.
I saw a classic trojan enz laying on his desk. So he's probably not into the kinky shit.
I told her my blood type was O Positive and we started making out. Bio majors are weird.
GDI YOU HAVE THE GOD OF FUCKING THUNDER'S NUDES AND YOU DIDN'T SHARE
They are like untrained puppies reaking havoc on a newly furnished house. Out of control.
You just compared our vaginas to a newly furnished house...I can dig it.
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