we tried have sex after i gave him a handjob. he wouldnt get hard and kept saying his little boy is broken.. please come get me
I finally got laid.. you said it wouldn't happen.
My history teacher just took his shirt off cuz the classroom was to hot. And then he invited us all to join him.
On my way back to his place to see his "art". Why am I sure this is going to be nothing more than his dick in a box?
I may be Daddy's little princess, but doesn't mean I can't be the blowjob queen.
And the clouds opened up and the sex gods said I hate you alfalfa
"Friendship bread", "how to get period stains out of cement", and "elephant bereavement" are all in my recent google history. Whatever shit that was last night really did me in...
Guess who was PASSED OUT ON A BMW. I shit you not
Stop it right now
This time face forward
Sometimes I have to make sure these messages are going to you and I'm not about to give someone in my phone book a heart attack.
Well we went from the roof to the stairwell to an air mattres. One day were going to fuck in a bed
I WOLD FCUK YUO INTOO THE MOON
THE MOOOOOOOON
At least you didn’t announce to an entire bar you’ve eaten pussy, and then knocked your beer over.
How about this: I support you through your miserable marriage, and you support me through all my anonymous sex?
within five minutes of being here her dog found my vibrator in my bedroom and was carrying it around all proud! and her mom is here. so embarrassing :(
Ok. After that I think I'm going to drag queen jello wrestling if you would care to join.
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