Bike broken, reschedule party till thursday:(
hey its robert, we just made out in the backyeard. i'm inside now and you should come to the bathroom and meet me.
So Ryan had to wash the dishes. His solution: take a shower with them. I'm never eating at his house again.
You two were too busy to notice that his used condom landed on me when he threw it.. Thanks.
We started snorting MDMA at 3 in the afternoon...it was never going to end well.
She is putting glow sticks from her bedroom to the bathroom. She is calling it 'Being prepared'. God help us all tonight...
Ya well my good-girl image was pretty much blown when he found out I'm going to jail soon.
Dude I've kinda accepted I may leave Nola with the clap.
apparently I stole your wolf lighter. probably bc you made me howl while you puked over your deck railing.
I think I accidentally agreed to be someone's surrogate
I'm going to get high and eat ice cream until the pain goes away. You're welcome to join.
Well let me fuck you while I make potatoes. It's every girls dream
Today is get drunk without showing anyone my penis day
He offered me free drinks all night if I could beat him in a drinking race. I blacked out after that but just found his credit card in my bra so there's that.
I'm pretty sure I just won at life. I touched the bushy tail of a squirrel while he had his mouth full and was digging in a plant on campus. That is all.
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