wow. When I'm done with him he's going to have to pop his collar in necessity and not just douchery
sometimes i wonder what i would do without sheltered catholic girls w/ overprotective parents
never have sex?
nothing says platonic group sex like a campfire and smores
I have taken lazynest to a new level. I took a picture of the notes on the board instead of writing them. I win.
probably shouldnt have written that paper while wasted, its starts with once upon a time
i tried to stop you but you kept shouting "two birds with one stone!"
It was everywhere, it looked like he just took the leftovers and threw them around the bathroom... Festively...
u kept pointing at random guys and making quacking or mooing sounds.
I like to take my ritalin one pill at a time with each pill spaced out a couple minutes so I feel like I'm going super saiyan when they kick in.
I am too drunk to be out in this weather around all these animals.
I just made SCOTCHSICLES. no further info is necessary
I swear you won't find cereal in your washer machine again.
Out of all the things you could eat off of my tits you choose lettuce? Thats so healthy. Yuck.
I know he works a lot but c'mon man. I 69'd you the first week we boned. Put a little effort in. Fuck.
He screamed, "Let there be light!" when he came
I miss you and I miss your weed. Come home.
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