You know your creepy when you look at recently tagged facebook photos of girls you want to hook up with and they include prom pictures
The girl sitting next to me in class is writing her to-do list under the title 11/31.
i can't, i'm blowing bubbles in class and getting credit for it
Are you dead or are you taking another 13 hour nap? you need to let me know these things ahead of time so i dont worry.
talk of her extensive whoreness has crossed oceans. thats impressive.
I really want to title the album "I want to make sex with your face" but I also want a job someday. Temptations, temptations.
They just caught the deck on fire and I ran out with cups off the beer pong table filled with water from the toilet. It was the closest water source.
That was the apt with beer in the juice and the floor caving in. Don't go.
U thinks that's bad? He told me that he had to envision high school wrestling in order to bust a nut with some girl
What if there is no right person? Maybe it's just the right cat. Or the right 12 cats.
Having weed delivered to your door is like having your own personal Santa Claus
That was the night I realized I need to grow up and stop eating mushrooms with strange 40 year old men in convertibles.
I learned so much in Pittsburgh
Couch. On fire.
Would you say that skipping class and sitting alone in my room singing One Direction to myself and sobbing is an acceptable way to deal with the break-up
I know you would. And one day, we'll have a moment where i'll verbally assault a stranger for you.
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