I thought you should know that you passed out in your trash can last night.
Thanks for throwing up on me.
with her its the mind over matter factor, i dont mind and she dont matter
Its where this guy sticks a jar up his ass. Be prepared to be suspended between vomiting and cheering.
i just sat down and hooked up with this girl. after she left i called over another girl and did the same. this happened about four more times and i never left my chair
you left me with this keg alone. this is on your hands
In the midst of you puking your guts out, you stopped, looked at the globe in front of you and whispered "America.."
Promise me you won't have sex in my room
I can't promise you that, but I promise you that I'll try
Might want to in your tub tho. That thing is fucking huge.
IT'S SUMMA TIME
ITS SUMMA TIME NOT BE HIGH ALL THE TIME TIME
THEY'RE THE SAME THING
Id have to say flaming beer pong was a royal success.
Shirtless guy staggering down the sidewalk, puking into a Prada shopping bag. Ahhh, the walk of shame in Boystown.
If you're going to drink sriracha straight from the bottle whilst crying, at least wear the giant sombrero for the enjoyment of your audience.
I'm pathetic. I'm eating cream puffs in the bath and crying a little.
all I remember is grinding on everyone in the room regardless of gender and quoting the lion king non-stop. We need to stop buying Jameson.
I was just told I’m pretty enough to be a catfish. This made me so happy...
just made a presentation to 40 students and my professor about morals and ethical issues..still drunk. at 8am. I wish I could remember how it went.
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