You know that restaurant that is like over by home depot?
That shitty one? I heard the food sucks there
It's my parent's restaurant
Regardless thnx for trying to help out, I realize we are dealing w/ very stupid girls here
well look at the bright side
maybe you can be on an episode of "I Didn't Know I Was Pregnant"
I just saw what sperm look like swimming around. I'm not happy with what you've put in my stomach.
how do I tell him nicely and in french that we can't have sex anymore because his huge penis will ruin me for other french men?
I feel like a food baby is going to burst from my stomach and eat all the leftovers until another food baby rips out of its stomach. And so on. It's truly a merry Christmas.
Just described your amazing cock to a complete stranger. I am officially the worst wingman (chick) ever.
Out of desperation, I used the leftover sauce from my goat masala as a mixer for vodka shots.
Welcome to a new world. May the gods of weed smile upon you as you embark on exploring this new dimension.
Where's Taylor bro?
Never mind found him under the sink
It started with a wedding, followed by a drag show, and ended with Trevor getting punched in the face by the bouncer. How was your weekend?
This chick just walked by and pet my beard. Don't know, never talked to her. She just walked by and pet my beard.
Marry her
I've never been to an orgy, but I would assume nachos wouldn't be out of the question at one.
Did I tell you he put a lobster carcass on his dick?
there's crying, and people are upset, and there's a love triangle, and a broken heart, and so much estrogen
Randomize
