Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
she starting giving me head in the taxi..the driver told her to stop..she looked up, said "I'm the birthday girl", and kept on doing what she was doing.
Nothing says Welcome to America than having the international house watch a sorority girl puke over the edge of the porch at 8am.
That penis will go down in history. It's the Helen of Troy of dicks. I will conquer it and the tale will live on for future generations to learn from
He answered his phone while he was eating me out and proceeded to yell at his wife for interrupting lunch...impressed or rock bottom?
What the fuck is wrong with your family? Why do you have unfrosted pop tarts.
I left my coke in the bird nest in the bathroom stall last night but I found it nest and all in my purse I love morning suprises
One of the annoying girls in my 7 AM class showed up drunk for her 21st birthday and just auctioned off her fake ID.
You dropped a beer and it was like when wilson floated away. Complete with sobbing apologies
Shit, no womder she didn't wanna fuck me
I don't know what's worse the fact that I woke up with a clit piercing or the fact that I didn't pay for it.
Bring me that man meat
Just letting you know that I just spent 11 dollars on a car wash... Because you had sex in my car.
well tomorrow I get to eat fungus and go to an abandoned city.
most people would fear that statement, but i wish to join you
Should I bring my 4 pairs of bunny ears? Or is that too weird?
4 pairs might be a bit much
Who told you he won a fight? He slammed his face into the ground while trying to do 11 push-ups
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