Do brothers usually kiss their sisters?
he peed everywhere. it's like having a puppy.
Last night was proof dads should hug their daughters more
I'm partying with my neighbors right now, and by "with my neighbors" I mean they are partying in their backyard and I'm partying in mine, and by "partying" I mean I'm sitting here alone drinking tequila.
There's nothing I can say to make me pepper spraying you any better
while you've been gone this has kinda turned into some sort of fivesome-type thing. just thought i should warn you for when you get back
trying to line up a DD for St Pats Day. i guarantee i will put out. or puke and pass out. really its 50/50 at this point.
You want anything?
Gatorade and you naked.
He wanted to drink hypnotic from my butt crack. I need to move out this state.
Well I can cross being naked in a minivan off the list
I was like kind of drunk but mostly just very enthusiastic about beyonce
I feel like cursing someone's first born child right now. Like I wanna maleficent some bitch.
Sending dick pics while driving a car going 80 in the rain at night to a married woman? Why hello 2014
They just broke the window so they could get in and smoke the taxi driver out...
Since when do my one night stands start sending you friend requests?
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