How's tricks little girl?
Trix are for kids, old man.
Is there anything medically wrong with drinking beer from a vagina?
How did the beer even get there in the first place?
That's not what's important right now
I'm going to come in a little later this morning....there's no heterosexual way to say this....$1 flip flop sale at old navy
Don't play hard to get, I've seen some of the girls you've slept with.
I am assuming I was his dirty Mardi Gras mistake and I can live with that
btw found the cat. he didn't appreciate the toilet bath.
Well girls crying gets you hard so you're not really a good standard to me
At orientation, some girl is asking, loudly, where she can get weed. Everyone looks discussed but are paying very close attention to people's answers.
ok, i suppose pissing your pants could be considered a wardrobe malfunction.
I'm asking you this because you're my dad....is coke a drug I should try?
Tell him you want to lick his face. Didn't work for me but might turn out better for you idk
The magnum condom fits. I feel like a manly version of cinderella
I would cock slap so many things if I had a cock.
I'll text you tomorrow when I'm not in someone's torture cave if I don't by noon call for help.
Chaz got drunk and passed out so we superglued a kazoo to his mouth. Listening to him Panic when he woke up was fucking hilarious.
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