PS - I'm in bed with an 18 yr old-am I a cougar?
No - puma.
On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
Who keeps a bong in their car??
Kids who graduated high school two weeks ago.
Hey when you come over to pick me up in the mornin bring a camera. This is going to be legendary. Don't knock.... They might cover up
Just saw an ad for "Liver-aid" how has this not become a life changing drug for millions?
I stole an ensure out of their fridge and started chugging it. That was when Maria made me leave.
YOU ARE OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. I AM OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. HOW IS THIS REAL.
I take it we used my cleavage as a pen holder last night during the graffiti party. Looks like the colours of Crayola exploded all over my chest
we are blowing up condoms and making balloons and we’re drunk on the floor. You could have come to school here
Dear Jesus. Send me strength to not suck cock this morning.
I lost my bra at his grandma's house so there's that.
You haven't lived until you've snorted coke from a Pharaoh's hand baby
Yo I get this girl alone in my room last night but she bounces cus she thought the full house poster was "weird"
Is there ever a non-asshole time to play the "I was a child prodigy" card?
Apparently we fucked, I kicked him out, then he came back and we did it on the coffee table and in the kitchen.
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