I'm not a real person
I'm sorry, everyone knows that
well I can't set my house on fire every night
At some point I made a semi-conscious decision that i was okay with sleeping in my own vomit.
how am i supposed to spank it to a shakira video when she looks like she is doing the robot?
Girl in my class with fire painted on her face. I. need. that. weed.
Good to know: if a hot girls asks to go back to my place, she probably just needs to vomit all over my bathroom
Her vagina turned into a vuvuzela. I didn't know it was a possible to have a wet nightmare.
We all have our weaknesses that drive us crazy. We happen to have one in common, 21 year olds. Your secrets safe. Touch his penis.
No sexy Asian girl. No comfy bed. I'm just gonna lie here in the hall next to the garbage can until someone comes home.
Guess what happened to me today at work?
I have chlamydia. What happened.
Oh lets talk about your news first. Mine is happy so it should go second.
Are you doing trivia tonite? Also sorry I peed on you.
tuscaloosa is terrifying
like people here are just empty shells of drugs and sin
there is no mercy here
All im saying is that my face might fall off.
If I'm legally allowed to go to jail than I should legally be allowed to tell a cop to fuck off. Basic principles.
Yea, but did you really have to throw a sandwich at him??
was having sex but got distracted... he instragramed a pic of his crotch
Randomize
