My only options right now are Herpes, Gay, or Vanilla.
Vaginas are confusing as hell with all their secret compartments and shit.
I'll get my vaginal cartography poster.
The online application for Mcdonald's said I could do incredible things there. Today I threw out shit filled underwear in the women's restroom and escorted a very drunk/high 42 year old man outside after he ordered a 5 dollar foot long and a bloody mary.
There's nothing I can say to make me pepper spraying you any better
all I heard when I woke up this morning was "BONG HITS FOR BREAKFAST" being yelled repeatedly.
THEY WONT LEYT ME IN AND I REALLY NEED SOME FRUIT
her body is proportioned like a family guy character
we're a generation of lazy underachieving stoners and uncreative overachieving automatons. you're golden
Zak is like the Picasso of masterbatory texts
Banana suit guy has an entourage and they're all douchebags. There is no god.
Give me a reason to not spend the rest of my evening high watching dogs 101 videos
my ex's current girlfriend held my hair as I threw up. new low.
I'm pmsing and only have one functional foot
Overheard a drunk girl talk about how when she's drunk she believes in more than one God
Fuck your fuckin pumpkin spice. You and your subtle differences frighten and disgust me.
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