Cool, see you soon... she just admitted to her friends that it was a queef.
Yea well when i pee it makes steam.
theres bread in your mailbox im going to eat it
nevermind its newpaper
So they call this "a walk of shame" but fuck that...this walk is fantastic. What kind of debbie downer came up with that name?
she was definitely a virgin. no ones that bad unless theyre a virgin
your sister was..
Thank you for holding my vodka while the police let me ride their horse.
Clearly I made an impression.
Or at least your vagina did.
It went alright, nothing too special, just got threatened with a knife by our server.
I just don't know what he sees in my vagina...and that scares me.
its the kind of pain that only someone with a fucking elephant on their head would understand. I'm never drinking again.
I went back to the party but by then they were all sitting on the floor in the dark listening to we are the champions on full blast.
Yeah I was convinced everyone knew I was high. Time was passing way too slowly for anyone NOT to notice.
she's fucked both of my roommates but not me. i feel like I'm not part of the group anymore
Y’all did coke off my Puff The Magic Dragon plate.😂
That's just how I roll. I drink, then tell people I'm either not wearing underwear or I'm training to be a stripper.
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