Ok just saw a girl open a pillbox, dump it out on her notebook and count out 13 adderall tabs and put them in a baggie and leave. Oh hey college.
all ill say about last night is that we tried to stop you. oh and the bus you're on is going to nashville.
I just walked in on my roommates playing baseball with old vegetables and a bigass knife.
Housekeeping just called to see if we were okay bc they came in the room earlier and we didn't move.
FYI...Jose likes Shamrock shakes better than Jack
Is it worth it to drive to a zoo with a high possibility of sex at said zoo?
Discovered a freckle on my clitoris. What have you done today?
Girl, that was the lost night of 2012 for me and I have buried that night deep deep away..
My legs r really sober for running now
I don't think that's how sobriety works.
Bro, if we got a house, it'd basically be a revolving door for slightly overweight, but extra cute, sexually deviant girls with daddy issues.
Brah, we should get a "do not disturb sign"... I can't have people knocking on the door while I'm high, it fucks with me way too much.
They have beer where we have blood.
The power of my boobs compel you
I love you, and I just washed my hair in my work sink with handsoap.
There’s a child, alone, sitting on a picnic table out there, making bird noises
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