kevin brought a 6ft brunette runway model with him tonight. Now, im not sure what the fuck the color of the " i get it, its over, Im ugly" flag is.... but i'll wave it.
listen if there's one thing I'm asking of you tonight is that you buy me a cow for my farmville.
Tell me you're stoned. It's 2:40am.
i was out of cigarettes so i took the butts out of the ashtray, emptied them out, and proceeded to roll one big Frankenstein cigarette.
We made a percocet pizza. And then i made an unfortunate decision.
so my doctor just swabbed my throat, and he looked up in suprise when i had no gag reflex. yea, he just judged me.
I got groped on the dancefloor by both grooms. I love gay weddings
Also, I'd like to add that that I'm not quitting my job, my boss fed me shots at 11 am this morning.
So if you want this MFM threesome thing to happen the other guy is here and willing
I booty called her while she was in labor.
If they weren't representing Obama and the White House, they definitely would've punched me in the face.
I want this pizza in and around my mouth forever..
it's too much effort for something that isn't food.
I'm kinda glad you won't be in Vegas tomorrow because you'd make us go streaking or throw dead animals at them.
He's a waste of a perfectly good penis.
HIGH AS FUCK. JUST WATCHED THE TRIPPIEST VIDEO EVER. IM NOT SCARED OF PANDAS. I GOTTA GO. TRIPPIN AGAIN
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