Dear everyone. As mark stated i did the 'piss n run' last night. This is all new to me and it scares me. Again, sorry. "if i could turn back time" -cher
Still drunk and leading the team through the 9am sales meeting. I'm pretty sure this is why there aren't more 26year-olds in management.
I want you to know that after i type the word "your" vagina is next on my predictive tex
There's a level of bonding between people at the liquor store at 10:30 in the morning that's unrivaled
I saw you try to drink out of a soda machine at taco bell, don't worry about judging
We got really high and decided it would be a good idea to wash towels in the dishwasher. I left before I could see the final result.
I cleaned out the fridge, had to pound the brews. I am going to be wrecked for my final at 1
bleeding from the face, sitting in a shopping cart and holding a wad of ripped caution tape. what else would i be doing?
I am honored my friend, to hold the decision of what enters your body
I feel like you're the reason public nudity is illegal and generally frowned upon in society
Rage-masturbating and then crying myself to sleep. Welcome to Wednesday.
I have like three friends I don't have sex with, what did you expect
please god let this picture I just uploaded not have my vagina in it
However, pretty glad I spent the night puking on my car instead of fucking him. Then I'd REALLY be miserable.
thank you for being so understanding of my weak stomach and poor self-control
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