SECOND walk of shame from the westside Hilton, SECOND foreign family w kids staring at me in my dress, glitter purse, spiky heels and booze breath. I said I was going to church. More confusion.
I bet they don't have a scenario slide on how to deal with a suggested three way with counsel during harassment training.
there was a 40 knocked over. chips and salsa all over the floor. and she was in her thong doing boot camp on demand in the middle of the room..
I cant believe Lindsay Lohan feels like this every day
I can honestly say I've never had orange soda poured on my vagina before, that's a story for the grand kids
she's sniffed three people's necks on the bus to see who the good smell was coming from...
she's gonna get diseases
You know it's a good party when even the dealers were too fucked up. Just found and counted 140 E pills I found in a bag in the couch. Just paid for weed this month.
Good thing I left work early to shave my balls because traffic sucked ass, which I was written up for and my reason on the write was "to close on time, have to shave balls for date tonight". Oh yea, that was a bold statement right there
Right when he asked me if I was on birth control my dad walked in. This is my fate.
Man. Apparently I blacked out between the 4th margarita and my air mattress. Asleep in my jeans at 10pm. Mom outdrank me again.
I need time to grow out my leg hair and not be sad anymore
i agree, on both the sex thing and the unrepentant bastard thing
So high I legit spent 20mins in the shower just holding my tits cuz they feel bigger than normal.
I feel like a weird modern Betty Crocker. I'm icing a cake and looking at gay porn, if that's not an accurate portrayal of the 21st century idk what is.
They weren't kidding when they said "Go Army Strong." Best sex I ever had.
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