No. I still stand by my previous statement that nachos and tequila is the breakfast of champions.
Just got head while drinking hot cocoa and eating cookies. Never in my life have I felt more like santa claus
Put your dick on his face to wake him up, dont worry its fine.
WHATEVER CLASS IS PLAYING "TOOT IT AND BOOT IT" AT 8:30 IN THE MORNING, I WANT IN.
I woke up next to her will a oven mit taped to my cock. Dear god, I might have tried to use it as a condom.
not good my parents heard a big thud and found me passed out in the bathrrom abt an hr ago. hit my head arm and side. dont remember. real talk.
I don't know what it is about vodka that make me ruin relationships.
Bring the cards this coming weekend. If I'm not here I died skydiving Friday
You have to understand, he didn't so much come out of the closet as he backflipped out of it with an accompanying marching band.
There was another blizzard last night and at one point I was drinking 3 beers at once. Driving home didn't seem like a wise option
I'm two shots in and wandering around Barnes and Noble with $58 in singles.
sorry for pouring tequila vodka and whiskey down your throat and left you to sleep on a table
I AM A SEXUAL NIGHTMARE
My roommate is fucking his gf in the shower and i really have to pee do i just bust in or pee on his bed
Apparently she hired a private investigator when he took out a restraining order on her. So the answer is no, I didn't hit it.
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