I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
yea and when she crawled to her room she yelled at a bookbag to "get the fuck out my way"
making your facebook status TEQUILA is like basically saying "im easy tonight. feel free to take advantage"
I've made out with men from every corner of the globe. Sex-wise, I've almost conquered europe. Take that napoleon
I can't believe all the places I got into shoeless last night. Apparently no one will say no to a girl covered in paint with a ripped shirt
New level of high: If I could bathe in my salsa right now I would.
Just pissed in my own closet. Had no idea adult dinner parties could he so awesome.
I feel like jumping into a breast pit right now. Like the old school ball pits at mcdonalds.
You're not stopping till I see you on the ground trying to hold on to shit
Duuuuuuuude, I need you to sleep with my girlfriend so I can tell you both to move out
Last night I was just holding this kitten up to my face for like ten minutes telling it that it couldn't be real
I am not a slut. I'm just very open with how much I love to have sex. Stop judging.
I want to sit on top of her nipple mountains and reenact the Ricola commercial.
Look I'm really hungover so let's try this again. In 5 mins you're gonna call me and tell me that you're on your way with xannies, iced coffee and a back rub
I must be really high or they really did just bring me a banana split instead of a burger
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