I couldn't tell if he was hitting on me or if he was just mentally challenged.
i was concerned for your health after you took your "last shot" four times...
his Mom's staying with him so he asked if I'd go over and fuck in his shed. he said "it's a really nice shed"
I still don't understand how I went from crying to blowing you in like two minutes.
I guess wearing a straight up bikini to class is an early indication that Thirsty Thursday has started.
Full contact beer pong was definitely not my best idea.
I wonder how your parents would feel if the scarf they gave me for Christmas is mainly being used for a blindfold during sex...
I mean jail does seem alright, all the free broth you can eat.
So I just went to clothing optional bar
I'm like bob the builder except I'm fixing boners.
He took my Spanx off and still fucked me twice. I call that success.
I just had to explain why I ate a whole quart of mac and cheese before 8am. Not a good start to the day
Hes back in his dorm room dancing naked with 3D glasses on.
and he said that acid doesnt really do anything to him...
You were so fucked you introduced me to a pile of Laundry
I wondered why I slept in the front room
You laid on the floor and pet their rug. and then demanded Voss water.
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