Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
are u sure the monkey wasnt drunk too
They want to listen to Lady Gaga while they puke.
my mom hid the smirnoff from me. this is the most fucked up game of hide and seek EVER
my Prof for my bio lab has his lab coat collar popped. it's 8 am and im too hungover for this guy
I just did my online traffic school at the bar. No biggie.
Spotted: woman loading franzia into a toddler-sized shopping cart for her child to push. Beautiful.
Just make sure my intervention has a theme...
I drunkenly transformed into shehulk last night and lifted every single guy off the ground bc one guy told me that there was no way I was strong enough. Don't worry, I proved them wrong. Stupid stereotypical men.
I just shit a hot coal. Pretty sure it's that fireball shot from yesterday.
I woke up to him peeing by our bedroom door. I yelled at him to go to the bathroom and he just kept peeing while he walked there. This is a new low.
My mom told me to get it out of my system now bc once I hit 30 it's not acceptable to get "white girl wasted".
It kind if looked like a strap-on dressed up for Halloween.
he's so hot I'd consider breaking the whole, "till death do us part," agreement he's currently in
Just come here quick. I'm home in 3min. It will take you literally less than 5 to walk. Then 2 to undress, 16 to fuck, 2 to dress again and 5 to walk back..!!
exactly 16 eh??
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