Lots of explosions. Minor nudity. Full penetration and lots of tuxedos.
You need to come back and get me. This is not a jersey shore party and he is not dressed as Pauly D and I am about one shot away from hooking up with a real fist pumping Guido.
there were no ball for pong so he bought cat toys..... they had bells in them
I just had a librarian tell me that "wikipedia is like sex"
When he expanded on the analogy it actually made sense. "you're going to do it either way, so I'm just going to tell you how to do it safely."
For the love of God you used a 40 foot extension cord to bungee jump out the off the 2 nd floor
My kindergarten teacher served me... All coming full circle
Look if you're not going to be mine and take care of my needs, I'm going to fuck your sisters.
she asked me where ive been her entire life and the guy in the room next to us yelled "with other women bitch!"
I need a kidney, not a pussy. All the pussy in the world isn't going to save my life. Keep your pussy in your pants and give me a kidney.
My roomate has me out looking for easter kegs hidden arround town
That is cause you are some weird type of mutant that lives off of Alcohol.
I just woke up on the living room floor at my parents house. The last thing I remember was making a scene at Buffalo Wild Wings because our waitress "Sent the game into overtime" with a 0-0 score
So... I may have accidentally just sat on a strip of a home waxing kit.. naked... Assistance is definitely needed....
Well I'm trying out this whole "not sleep with a stranger thing"
That's silly... just silly. And by silly I mean unrealistic.
one of my coworkers asked me if I was PMSing today...... excuse me sir, but it is none of your business as to what my uterus is or is not doing right now. fucker.
and yea, I'm PMSing.
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