Well how sick are u. Ive got a good immune system.
I am totally the chick from Intervention who barfs up wine and then re-eats it.
Well look at it this way, if he should happen to get into a terrible accident within the next 2 days, its okay.. i have his dental records on my ass cheek.
Dude, I had to masturbate just to stay warm. Please pay the gas bill?
theres a kid in a leopard robe and sunglasses filling up a gas tank. i miss college
Periouds do not concern me. Biploogival needs are buological needs.
Please take a moment of silence for the fact that I still have all 10 fingers
Can't we have real sex instead of you just thrusting the air near me?
She sneezed like 10 times, put her head down on the table and then laid down on their couch and fell asleep. In the middle of the dominoes game. I'll never understand why my dad continues to provide my mom wine.
Chang gave me a 1.5 gallon beer tasting cup, i have a new boyfriend with a huge stick, Members of the Irish Rugby team slapped my ass and cheered for firmness, and a couple of strangers are naming the child after me. Best. Weekend.Ever.
We have a lot of substance abuse to do tomorrow its sleep time
Life without a bra equals bliss.
And I had on a penis ring on the whole time at dinner. And I ate veal...
Dude, exfoliate your balls. you'll thank me later.
It's a charity event and she's wearing a cocktail dress drinking a 40... I found my future wife
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