yeah she is the one who tells people i beat girls.. which ironically make me want to punch her in the face
I texted her sayin "I gotta brush my teethn then Im omw" maybe hint to do the same
Now would be a good time to set your alarm to pick me up from jail in the morning.
you were stealing lawn gnomes and punching cars. I'm not surprised you got arrested.
Every now and then I'll talk to a creeper for an extended amount of time. Randy, for instance, funded our entire night of horrible decisions.
Just saw a cop issuing a DUI. At 3 pm. It's definitely the start of winter break.
my three year anniversary of no dick sucking is coming up. you can throw me a party with a penis cake.
dont worry about it. i always have emergency bong water with me
How do guys with small dicks who cheat on their girlfriends get girlfriends!?!
Woke up chewing my pillow from a dream where I was scarfing Cajun pasta from TGI Friday's. That's a new level of fat, even for us
You sent me a cat video and you screaming drunkenly in my background
I'm sorry that throwing up fish and Jamaican Rum in the back of your dad's car ruined our friendship
Your brother's naked in the courtyard again. Just a head's up.
She's in it for that fear factor ya'll. Obsession and stalking or nothing.
I know her cup size but not her name....
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