Is it normal to miss your booty call?
I think I'd remember a dick in my mouth
people from other dorms came to marvel at the dump i took. i had a bio major take a picture.
woke up to find a pram in the balcony. first thing we did was look over the edge!
It felt like his penis had an endoskeleton.
Well you really should've thought of that before you painted your walls the same color as your toilet
I'm pretty sure that when my parents bought me those savings bonds they thought it would go towards something useful like tuition. Not your bail.
I told you I'd buy you lunch.
They have 12 kegs and 40 bottles of liquor and a pool with a diving board. And hardly anyone at this wedding knows me. Should be a great night
Solid. Can't put a price on good times
You can and it's called a liver.
I'll pass on that plan. The lack of my penis in new vaginas is no where on the itinerary.
Well, while we went through airport security, I found out Mom got her clit pierced, so there's that.
I'm a little concerned about right now. You showed up at my house soaking wet, drunk with a bag of ham and 2 liter of Dr. Pepper, and you refused to tell me where you got the ham until I gave you some more liquor.
It was like a baby arm holding another baby arm holding an apple grove. Fuckin huge!
If by science you mean beer then YES!!!!
Congratulations you now have a pet Scotsman.
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