Just gave my little brother the collection of clothes that boys have left in my room since I've been in college for his birthday.
Thought you might like this. Had a dance off with an andy bernard look alike and pissed my bed. All in one night.
i think i should save myself the $200 for a prom dress. i mean why bother. its just going to be covered in vodka/jizz/and puke by the end of the night.
I'm quite proud of this turning point from one night stands to giving some guy a BJ to fix my car for free.
we knew you were done when they played It's All Coming Back To Me Now by Celine Dion and you started crying
Did I at antime last saturday slip away and sign up for a prayer circle?
Who topped off the "random beer mix" beer bong with a pinch of pepper?? All you could taste was busch and pepper...
I lost my keys but found four buffalo wings in my pockets
We are without power. He took ALL the lightbulbs out and hid them.
I'm drinking nothing but vodka and coffee for the next 48 hours. For science.
We're all just looking at each other quietly, hoping that no one brings up last nights shenanigans.
I called my mom while I was blackout drunk, and told her I was drunk, safe, and happy. But really, I was just drunk.
Finally had sex in the new kitchen. Burnt the hamburgers and hit myself in the face with the freezer door. Worth it.
Is there such thing as dick sucking teeth guards?
Yeah. We're taking this fuck buddy relationship to the next level. Sober weekday sex.
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