You hurt me so bad and it feels so good
I love how adderall is equivalent to money on a college campus. just got a ride home and paid the driver in adderall...yeeah buddy
Well its official I'm an idiot. I made out hardcore with an employee last night in our banquet room. Oh and got wasted at work. Oh and showed my staff squirrel on a trampoline.
so how was last night?
got high and had our usual talk about the definition of cole slaw. then tried to call the ramen noodle company and convince them why my face should be on thier packages.
maybe next time you shouldn't be drinking alone watching intervention at 3 am and no one would think you needed an intervention.
I had a nursing patient tell me that her favorite drink was vodka and ensure...called it a colorado bulldog
I think I've officially made out with the entire starbucks staff.
I get that he's ugly and I deserve better but I will still beat up the girls he hangs out with.
Mother fucker, I knew it was bad when you tried making out with my car window
I still have your make up all over the inside of my thighs from the face sitting. Free tonight?
that's the second time I've made out with him and woken up with my pants stuffed with PBRs I am convinced he's magic
I hope none of us try to run for public office one day
so hungover i had to get off the train to puke, rallied and went to work. not sure if that's an adulting win or fail
Drunk within and hour of coming home from work, merry christmas bitch
I just drunkenly accidentally had sex with my boss
Did you at least ask for a raise?
No but I am now the owner of one of either his or his roomate's teeshirts... Maybe I can use it to negotiate?
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