the last time I saw her she was leaving the mens bathroom and club rush with her dress inside out. typical tease.
Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
That's what happens when you let Keystone Light make your decisions.
Does it make me a prostitute if I accepted a Life House concert ticket for giving this guy head?
No. It just means your good at giving head.
ALSO, I NEED TO BORROW A CAT. ASAP
I am self-sufficient. I puked in a wine glass and emptied it in the trash. Points for style and neatness
he has this weird thing where he watches me pee
I'm just gonna stay I'm bed where it is warm and cozy and nobody knows me as the girl that puked on a stripper
My apartment smells like a lavender field inside of a giant bong.
Why are you taking pics in the bathroom with the plunger? I mean you still look hot and I'm totally going to wack off to it.
I'm eating Swedish fish out of my boobs and watching SOA.. There is no way your Tuesday night will be better than mine.
Only a true best friend would remind you to make sure your cucumber dildo is organic
ELLEHCIM
NYRMAK
DRAHCIR
WHAT??
I'm not sure of this happened or if it was just a dream... But I vividly remember you walking down the street naked?
No actually I had socks on...
Oh, did your mom say anything else about my butt?
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