yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
We have nothing in common but the sex rocks, would it be awful to develop a drug habit just to have a topic of conversation?
Had to have a serious talk with my liver and remind it that it is my birthday weekend and there are three more nights like last night ahead of us
you spent the rest of the night making a recipe for mixed drink called "the new years bowel remover". it has 13 parts but judging from the bold all caps, the boiled avocado is the most important
I really want to go out tonight but part of me wants to be able to honestly tell the judge tomorow that I didn't
just mapquested my walk of shame from saturday..bye bye freshman 15
I suggest absurd amounts of masturbation this weekend to build up the necessary calluses
Just got to Evans to buy weed. His mom showed up unannounced. Now the three of us are chillen. Super.
I don't know how that blunt survived being in your pocket all night but you pulled it out at 4 am in 7/11 and tried to fire it up. Zero fucks given
Don't Richard Nixon her vagina
I woke up and my pants were in the kitchen but my shoes were next to my bed. Do the math...
Am I under any obligation to let my new fuck buddy know I slept with his little sister?
Made out with some dude at the bar last night. Was fun until he thought bohemian rhapsody was by The Who
I'm sexting at my family's 4th of July BBQ and I feel no shame....
I missed you last night. I'm sure he will never forget the night i sang my heart will go on into his penis like a microphone
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