Have u ever been so drunk that pissing urself felt like a better idea than walking to the bathroom? I entered those waters last night
the guy that filmed erin andrews naked got 27 months in jail. Every man that's seen it should send him cigs and a nail file baked in a cake. We owe it to him.
I researched the whole pregnancy breast feeding with piercings. I think you dont have to worry about the trifecta milk spraying thing.
He just kept petting my ear and informing me that I wasn't one of the guys
drunken yoga. on the beach. senior week. you have been chosen <3
You were shirtless with a cowboy hat in 15 degree weather then u shotgunned a can of mixed vegetable Progresso soup
and i think wearing the clothes from last night are out of the question...was there mud wrestling there? because i look like a participated..with a cat.
and by clear my head i mean get drunk and cry myself into oblivion.
This american gymnastics guy.... He just messed up. I feel so bad. I just wanna hug him until he stops crying. Not even in a sexual way. I just wanna hug him.
sorry like um she made me hold her puke bag while she peed in front of me is that better
it's like his dick is making a u-turn.
So his roommate walked in on us, went upstairs to tell her bf she has found a new use for the rafters & they must try it.
yea but i missed the pot and poured the boiling water on my dick. shit hurts. aint nothin easy about that mac
What has my life come to that I have to spank someone in morse code?
Guy just walked in with a 40 and a Honda steering wheel. Where the fuck am I?
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