So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
two of my INSANE ex girlfriends just texted me saying their coming over because im home alone. needless to say, im deleting my twitter.
he just watched a baby story on tlc while high and just called me screaming he never wants me to get pregnant
then he said we can't have sex anymore because ill hate him.
16 and pregnant actually makes me really happy that i'm gay
Man now I have poo on my blackberry!!!
brownberry?
He's a good guy, we stopped by his old church.
And you didn't burst into flames?
Being the only sober one.. I had to feed you guys doritos. You kept licking my fingers.
Looking at an apartment in Houston. It's right beside my favorite bar and the zoo. Best or worst decision?
Just so you know, my new pet parrot tried to bond sexually with me today. That is what Google told me. I'm not sure of its gender.
I have an erection and I'm about to go through airport security.
I AM HANGING OUT WITH ADORABLE DOGS SURROUNDED BY NATURE. GOD BLESS AMERICA AND ALSO BYE CIVILIZATION AND PANTS.
Are you at a park?
what do we think the timeline is for when your liver will begin to revolt against your drinking habits?
another side note: i'm officially selling my underwear on the internet
My roommate walked in on my inserting a tampon. Somehow, I don't think this will be improving our relationship.
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