You'd love this place it's beautiful. Plus these people smell like garlic
The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
Well today was Thanksgiving Anti-Miracle Daydrinkathon so I had to be drunk by 2pm
And the best part is that she's coming home to find that I completely shaved her dog.
Trumps. I've been wiping my ass with fast food napkins for 3 days.
I told you in the isle if you get the one that vibrates that I masturbating with it. Your fault.
Bullshit. You owe me a toothbrush.
Amanda bynes is my spirit animal
I know what you meant. If you want babies in time for your birthday, we gonna need either a time machine or a ski mask.
I'm pretty sure my munchies are the only reason Good and Plenty is still around
Man I was just the closest I've ever been to crapping my pants.
my experiences serve only to benefit you young virgin
apparently when we were gone the parents play strip connect 4
We had sex with a sexual harassment video playing in the background before his gf got there. I've hit a new low
Oh man I knew I took that Molly too soon, talkin to some Scottish people lol but don’t like rollin in pizza restaurants.
The bar brought brought it upon themselves, they played billy joels piano man before closing, it's not our fault the bar isn't a bar anymore, right?
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