Remember that dream I told you about where I shit out my own skeleton? I had it again last night.
We'll cross that bridge when we come to it... Or burn it. Either way we'll deal with it later
Dont have access to internet. masturbating to shake weight commercial.
can you explain how you are here for one night and now my kitchen table is in 11 pieces..
So burnt out. Like weed hangover. And someone just fell through the ceiling outside of my class. How's your morning going?
It was like an alcohol war zone and you left a soldier behind.
I'm dealing with this like an adult, cupcakes and beer.
Great way to live...just blowing loads on upholstery
On a Thurs night I found myself drunk in a limo w 9 dudes on my way to a strip club. Once there I was handed $100 in ones and told "spend it." I need a husband. Or Jesus.
I mean, as I was vomiting in front of a giant crucifix I became acutely aware of my poor choices
My kid just put flowers in my hair to make me pretty, then showed my boobs to an entire playground. He's either the best wingman or the worst.
I just saw a girl drinking wine and walking her dog in footie pajamas and a mad hatter hat. First day of the new year and I think I'm in love.
I feel like you should put up a missed connections ad for this..
I still think he’s a fuckboy but he’s nice to me when I’m over.\nLike sets alarms for me in the morning and always makes sure I cum.
Panties = found
Alcohol and video games. A solid Friday night. Even before covid
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