i want to fuck
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it's pretty self explanatory
I wish i could clap on, clap off my penis
gin and tonic in a mug. no limes so im using canned madarin oragnes. classy or trashy?
homeless.
how ive managed to spend 100$ at an open bar is beyond me.
sent the pic of my tit to the wrong bbm chatroom
kerrys trying to convince everyone in the bar shes a lesbian. cheers to not being the drunkest girl in the room. i probably wont piss myself tonight.
Sunburnt clitoris. How do I deal with it.
Is it horrible that I want to keep my purple landing strip until after my gyno apt? I feel like someone beside myself should see it...
Saturday dinner is funfetti cake and merlot. Singlehood has come to this.
I remembered to bring wine in a nalgene bottle, but I forgot sunscreen and water. I'm starting to question my life decisions.
no im not bringing booze its easy, you just challenge a drunk guy to beer pong, he'll hand you two beers, you lose on purpose, and everyone makes fun of you. but we laugh in the end for bringing nothing to a byob
Four times in one night? That Energizer bunny outfit lived up to the hype.
So, seriously. How does it feel to know that you're riding a cock that was in kindergarten when you were going to prom?
I went full Overly Attached Girlfriend. You never go full OAG.
LISTEN TO ME! DONDE ESTA LA FUCKING VICODIN!
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