In the future we'll all be gay
physics? naw man, teacher told us it was casual friday, so i decided to be super casual and not go.
She looks like Robin Williams dressed as a frog.
cynthia nixon should never get laid more than me
My foreign exchange student got here today. I turned on man vs. food and told her that "this is all you need to know about America."
Maybe my heart is located in my vagina
At one point you starting double fisting oreos in your mouth confused about how you got out of the car
some guy had a sword and everyones crying..it turned bad..fast.
someone made her a trophy at 4 in the morning and presented it to her in the bathtub
I tried to interpretive dance to Candy Shop to stop the awkwardness.
So did he inherit the massive family cock?
:(
all i know is there's a picture on my phone of him wearing my purple sweatpants and licking the bottom of my foot.
facebook is just a cold reminder of all the times other bitches won my hookups
I was passed out in a bathroom stall. Of course im going to look like shit
And since we used to fuck you are absolutely obligated to like my tweets
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