not only are you not the girl i fell in love with, but from the looks of it, you ate her
This is much more drunk than i was intending for a wednesday
he asked me out through an event invitation on facebook, the title read Romantic Dinner For 2
I figured he was gay when I walked in on him working out to Flirty Girl Fitness.
My teachers should feel privileged to see me this morning, after the amount of alcohol I consumed last night.
he yelled 'rock me amadeus!' when he came
i love that song!
NOT THE POINT
I was too drunk to read the menu, let alone her body language.
Has now officially visited every ER in this city in one semester.
nah, they dropped the charges. apparently ripping his junk when he tried to hop the fence seemed like punishment enough...
Hey remember that night when you sang Fergie to me? I think that's the exact moment in time when the thought "I could be faithful to this man" came into serious consideration.
Now theyre filling the kiddie pool water with boxes and boxes of jello powder and im not sure if thats a sign i should leave or what
Also, don't forget your plan to die young at a shrooms-fueled orgy.
whenever i get involved w someone i'm gonna give you their number to testify to the fact that they should not fall in love with me
i am no longer ashamed when i walk into the dining hall for sunday brunch and i'm greeted with applause for suriving my weekend
you said you were the change fairy and you kept throwing all of your quarters at me.
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