did the walk of shame from ex-boyfriend's room only to find other ex-boyfriend sitting in the living room. some people shouldn't be allowed to be friends.
some people shouldn't be allowed to be desperate.
Dude apparently i ran into the middle of a half marathon last night and some how won
I cant talk about it right now or let you guess, but its something you and i would do. Kinda like that time we had the case of beer and went bowling
You hooked up with minors in a golf cart?
It's christmas eve and my mom blacked out before me. If she beat me at that, what have I been learning at college?
probably one of the worst weekends ever... i got peed on by his sleepwalking roommate.
your sister totally cock blocked me last night don't even think about inviting her to taco night
Friends don't let friends drunk sleep in the dorm common room
Judging by your snapchat you're totally working on your project and definitely not singing, "The Sign" while shirtless with another man.
Yeah I was thinking something along the lines of "I almost died, lets celebrate with sex. Come over"
He came inside and met my grandmother after we had sex in the driveway. I love that he has a van.
Just found out that my name comes from part of my mom's old stripper name.
It was a simpler time. With fewer STDs.
I put miralax in my rum/coke. Go hard or go home.
i believe in u and ur pee
Are you aware that you called your mom to say hi before you dragged the random guy into bed last night?
Randomize
