is it wrong to smoke out middle schoolers?
yes...dear jesus what did you do?
bwahaha. ask your little brother in about 20 minutes. im dropping him off.
dude my grandmas the shit. she has a sixth grade education and got hit by a car when she was 18. she cant smell.
Yeah next time you are over I'll let you beat it on her pillows and you will feel better.
Spencer Pratt, I WILL beat the shit out of you someday, I Promise
when I picked him up he smelled like cheeseburgers, had a bite mark around his left nipple and we think someone stabbed him in the forehead with a pencil... it was like the Hangover meets Texas Chainsaw Massacre
this study room smells like vodka
the study room thinks the same about you
Just found the video that explains the neighborhood applause. Your landlord is awesome, and the clothes are on the roof
shouldve known this week was gonna be bad when I threw up in my coffee mug
I had some like war flashbacks of giving someone a handjob and i was trying to figure out who it was.
That doesn't mean I'm a slut. Unless McFlurries are involved.
I will rub McFlurries all over you.
Omg. I can't go on a date with this man. His kids are too ugly.
He responded to all of my texts prodding for dirty talk with "I will do anything you are comfortable with."\n\nChivalry is great, but being comfortable doesn't get me wet.
Well I'm trying out this whole "not sleep with a stranger thing"
That's silly... just silly. And by silly I mean unrealistic.
You start to question your morals when you wake up at 430 and there's three people naked...that you don't no
So... I sharted on the plane. It was hard to maintain my composure and acted offended at the same time. I hate you for not cutting me off last night.
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