hide the guitars, Nate just learned to play free fallin'
Come get meeee. I'm stranded in the middle of no where with Paul (?). I think u puked on his friend.
These 5 days benders will be the death of me. Just living and breathing is a struggle right now.
Dude...disintegrating condoms. Think about it. For all the guys that wanna go raw dog but their girls won't let them, and for the girls that wanna get pregnant but their guys don't want a kid. What do you think?
I think you've been hitting the soco too hard again.
kinda considering buying a life alert for sophmore year
He told me he's not in to anal. I need to marry him, ASAP.
I paid your cover too so you're on the list as tits mcgee. You're welcome :D
He's a forty-something balding gay man with no boundaries or sense of social norms. Of course we should befriend him.
Weirdly I'm doing ok, but I've tested positive for chlamydia, I wanted to let you know
Climbing out Mr. Friday night's bathroom window. He thinks I'm puking. Be on state st. with the getaway car and if you could bring me a shirt and some advil that'd be dandy.
So proud. See you in five. I've got coffee.
Well, that now makes it the 4th girlfriend in a row to cheat on me. I don't even care anymore...I'll date a prostitute and not even worry.
Hmmm. I never knew the difference. I've done either one and had stronger or weaker versions but usually if i took enough, i tripped balls. That should be a PSA for kids... if you take drugs and the drugs are weak, just take more drugs... The More You Know
I'm serious-it was like trying to deep-throat a minivan.
ok but bondage is pretty much my easy mode
The seven of us sank the first paddle boat, but the second one was much nicer and we stayed afloat. Best night in a while, but we had to walk of shame for a mile.
Why are you rhyming?
Too stoned. That is how my thoughts are collecting.
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