what are u so afraid of ive smelled ur poop before
I managed to throw up 90 feet under water, just removed my breathing tube, puked, put it back in. All inclusive is the way to go.
you drew a penis with ranch dressing. tried to take a picture of it and dropped your phone in it. Then made moaning sounds while you licked it off.
Puked in the trees at home depot, I told everyone it was fertilizeerr
I will also take that commission in the form of weed. Pass that on to the asst. manager.
Haha. Last winter I went through this phase where id go to the bars with my own giant goblet and demand to be served white wine and red bull hah
Also, my aunt grabbed my phone and downloaded the scriptures. Apparently I need Jesus.
I may or may not vaguely recall punching you in the dick but it was a misunderstanding and I forgive you can we have make up sex?
Oh great. I guess I'm second on that list now that we've confirmed she's not a lesbian AND that was her sister.
So vagazzling was a success
HIS DICK IS GLORIOUS AND I WANT TO RIDE IT TO VALHALLA
Can you explain the Transformers set up for battle in my living room?
Kids music just accidentally came on at this party. I didn't know how many stoners were here until they all sang along.
Don't worry. I have logic.... just not morals.
"Offered to eat Froot Loops out of my belly button" drunk. Thats how drunk.
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