love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
saw you walking with that piece of shit
and that piece of shit just read that
whos cum tastes better, a guy who drinks apple juice or cranberry juice?
So basically i got outta bed and started peeing on the a/c unit..when my roommate tried to stop me i looked at him and said "i got this"
Also we decided you're the person whose going to die at my bachelor party...do the math you're the most logical choice
I'm way to drunk for this play. I'm about to run up on stage and drop the main character
I just need to go to a bar tonight wrapped in an American flag singing the national anthem
why did I try to FaceTime with 311 last night?
Do you remember Kelly my alter personality? She talked like a man and would sing amazing grace?
Was that your vagina? Received a text pic from a number I didn't recognize. Shaved, so no hair color cues. But it looked like your lips.
TOUCH YOURSELF. DO IT.
I don't think that's how you're supposed to sext
Between the puerto rican elf, the fat marine, the deaf guy and the ex coke head I've got a good preview if the men in this city...
You kept ranting how Captain Planet is getting shortchanged in the superhero department. Other than that you kept it together
I just bought a blender and 120 pizza rolls. Bring tequila.
he passed out in the backyard and we used christmas lights as extension cords for the clippers to shave his head.
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