Yes give me all the cream and he's gone
If someone cant be won over with guacomole and tequila they are not worth your time.
I'm shutting down my vagina temporarily...it's like the last two weeks were a going out of business sale...and now it needs a break...
I hope your lack of response means you're banging, not talking about her purity ring.
we've had our differences but let's set them aside, go home and fuck
You need to braveheart it on Monday. Blue face paint and a loin cloth screaming freedom in your front yard.
so I am that guy with the red solo cup in class. someone has to step it up.
Pretty sure the shower sex fucked up my hip alignment... im walking like im 104 today
I climbed out a window to pee last night because i thought i was locked in the room... Then crawled back in and went to bed. The poor neighbors.
He knocked me in the face with the phone during my light show. Didn't even feel it. Ecstasy is amazing
I broke her handcuffs. I feel like an animal.
I just tried to get a motorcycle cop to give me a ride....he told me not to ask strangers for rides
Drunk sperm are not productive sperm.
it's my fake id's birthday. i'm wearing a hat, and i have a beard. i'm untouchable. TO THE BARS!
Please tell me why we have been neighbors since elementary school and waited until the night before I moved to fuck.
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