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(850): View more from Florida

I can't believe believe she called me a slut. She doesn't know anything about me or my life.

(1-850): View more from Florida

Shit, that's something a lot of sluts say.

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(718): View more from New York

I just googled "buy xanax online". What is wrong with my life?

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(828): View more from North Carolina

got a scholarship and a hot psych teacher. hello spring 2010

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(250): View more from British Columbia

She said she was jealous that i could wear headbands, then growled at the ground in shame..

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(630): View more from Illinois

So to distract myself from jackies vomiting, im making up a story in my head. It's called the little penis that could

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(662): View more from Mississippi

What if our hands were octopus tentacles?

(1-662): View more from Mississippi

You're an idiot.

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(781): View more from Massachusetts

Because the guy guy doing the drawing either wanted to bone, or wanted us to stop entering the contest. Either way, we got concert tickets so I'm cool with both scenarios.

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(281): View more from Texas

I dont think you understand. A NOODLE FELL OUT OF MY VAGINA! I DEMAND TO KNOW WHAT YOU DID TO ME LAST NIGHT!

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(870): View more from Arkansas

Someone made a Christmas song to the Flintstones theme and I'm suing for emotional distress.

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