You were telling me about how you were gonna marry him, have his children and name them all woodchip.
so I guess it's not okay to mix vodka and ..everything and then proceed to offer a lap dance to ...everyone.
do you think they make "congratulations unfit mother" greeting cards?
or abortion recommendation cards.
Martha Stewart would most definitely roll a great joint.
I know ur sleeping, sorry for waking you but i just saw a girl with mittens on using her nose to control her ipod touch
Whatever. I'll let someone else deal with his flacid penis.
I saw him coke blaxckout on the subway at 9 this morning yelling at people callig himself the gatekeeper.
I saw him walking to campus with his beer in his hand in the same sweats he wore walking to campus with a beer in his hand yesterday.
Yea you just drank all the Hookah water, then started talking gibberish about the Kool Aid you just drank.
and it seems i've caught your masturbating bug. thanks.
Growing a beard is gonna make smoking a pipe look so much more majestic
There's a Taco Bell quesadilla in my shower caddy right now.
Right now you and beer are my only friends.
Dude it's unhealthy how much I love vagina in my face
Sexual side note: sushi and cum do not mix well. That is all.
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