That's the secret to virgins: blizzards.
It's a law of Nature, girls naturally hate eachother. It's only when there's no competition for a mate that they can hate each other a little less and then are appropriated into the "BFF" slot.
at 4 in the morning i heated a family sized mac n cheese for a minute and decided to eat it frozen cuz I didn't wanna wait for that long
Im doing kagels to the beat of Christmas music... "Jingle Bells" is hard. Try it.
fireball beer pong. youre missing out
how is that even possible?
ove gloves.
be there in ten.
Housekeeping just called to see if we were okay bc they came in the room earlier and we didn't move.
Just met me in 10 years...this lady keeps an emergency wine cooler in her bag
college stoner meal of the day: microwaved nutrigrain bars
She passed out on the kitchen table with two mickeys forties duct taped to her hands. Clearly she is going to fit perfectly in your house this semester
Well im sitting on a futon on a porch at 1:30 in the afternoon drinking boxed wine out of a pint glass next to a chick with a homemade neckbrace. What do you think?
Holy fucking shit the worst thing for a hangover ever--A FUCKING BOLLYWOOD MOVIE BLARING IN CLASS
I thought the Bane mask would really repel dudes but instead I ended up grinding on a frat dude that whispered "bad bitch contest, you in first place" in my ear in a Batman voice
U know this is gone far when im in the bathroom trying to take a pic of my asshole
Well we found Mark's missing underwear. They're pinned up on Mike's trophy wall.
Does it count as a threesome if your friend drunkenly has sex on top of you while you're passed out?
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