Those kids are glorified dude-bros. It's banal.
At my boss' house at a bbq. Had a few beers. Taking a poop - there's no TP...this is my nightmare.
i may or may not have just grinded on your dog thinking it was my boyfriend
thank you for tagging me in all my pictures as "skank" and yourself as "made by the hands of God"
It's taken me 5 years and 2 beers to finally realize that maybe he isn't the dude for me. Also, that picking your major should be done sober, lest you find your self an art major.
true friends will drive 3 hours to come smoke a couple blunts with you on the bridge where your car broke down
so exactly what is concert sex etiquette? Before, during or after???
all of the above
Hot freshmen.....hot freshmen chicks everywhere
You say this every welcome week, bro.
Turning 21 will be slightly bittersweet. Never again will I be able to get underage drunk at Disney World, now I'll only be able to get legal drunk and that just sets a whole different and sad tone for my life.
That's the kind of activity you can only get away with by wearing a lion codpiece
So apparently I twerked on my coworkers last night. One month at the new job n I guess this is how I'm getting to know people
I told some guy on tinder, that apparently has a prosthetic leg, that I think we started off on the wrong foot. I hate myself...
Do you remember telling the Uber driver that "his cologne makes you want to bone"?
He shampooed and conditioned his pubes but can't manscape for shit.
How did i spend $200 last night?
Every time you went to get me a drink, you also came back with shots. Then you fell down the steps.
Randomize
